What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
