Five Guys jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Memes
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Community
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