Five Guys jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

What did a cannibal have as his last meal?

Five guys.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Five Guys.

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!