Resemblance memes

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.

I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.