Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonaldโs sign.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐คจ๐๐ฆ๐ถ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คจ
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Whatโs the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speakerโs circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
โI have an idea, boss,โ his driver said. โIโve heard you give this speech so many times. Iโll bet I could give it for you.โ Einstein laughed loudly and said, โWhy not? Letโs do it!โ
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einsteinโs speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobodyโs fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, โSir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.โ
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."