Resemblance jokes
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald鈥檚 sign.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
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Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it鈥檚 shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don鈥檛 get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it鈥檚 my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.