Remembering Jokes

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.

I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

I remember my uncle's last words:

"I don't think we're going shooting today."

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?

Why not?

Too old.

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

Will you remember me in 7 years?

(Yes)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?

Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!

Son: How did it taste?

Dad: Get out.

If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.

I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."