Remembering

Remembering Jokes

Fall

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

Grandpa

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

Orphan

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.

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  • Divorce

    I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"

    Hide-and-seek

    I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

    Fire

    I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

    Sandwich

    What would you find on a haunted beach?

    A sand-witch!

    "Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

    Banana

    It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

    It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

    Sex

    Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

    Blowjob

    Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?

    Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!

    Son: How did it taste?

    Dad: Get out.

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  • Day

    If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.

    Last Word

    I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."

    Garden

    I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

    Grandmother

    "My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."