What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
Muslim furries like goats.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
