Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
what's a penguin's favourite relative?
Aunt Arctic
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
When you meet your gf at the family reunion
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!". They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
My family is like treasure, you need a map and a shovel to find them.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles
why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
because they are Sith-ters
Why Can't Orphans have a big bag of chips. Because their Family Sized
bin laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 #justice
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
