Relatives jokes
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
I have no father. Like if you relate.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.