My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
Relatives Jokes
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
