Relatives jokes

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

Spider-Man: No Way Home

What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.

Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

Aunt Arctic.

My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"

But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.

When you meet your gf at the family reunion.

How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?

They both got bleached!

Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..

They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”

They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.