Relatives jokes

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.

I apologize for my grammar.

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

Closer kin, deeper in!

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of its uncles were ants.

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.