Relatives jokes
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.