Relatives jokes

What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?

Because they both split away from their family.

"Are you related to Yoda?"

"Because yo-delicious!"

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!

Your family.

What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”

That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼‍♂️.

What do you call an orphan with no relatives?

An orphan with no relatives.

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.

"My paternal uncle died three months ago."

"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My maternal uncle died two months ago."

"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

"My father died last month."

"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"

"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."

"Then what's the matter?"

With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

What is an orphan's most relatable movie?

"Home Alone."

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

Why is the sun red today?

The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.

Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?

A: Suicide Squad.