Relatives jokes

What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

I like my women like my family, they’re related.

What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..

They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.

What's worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Why is the sun red today?

The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.

What's a penguin's favorite relative?

Aunt Arctic.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of its uncles were ants.

Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?

A: Me time.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.