Relationship jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
I love you too.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
What is a boyfriend?
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Love you.
Also, not love everyone.