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Reference jokes

Ball

  • My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

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  • Amogus

  • AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN

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  • Jenga

  • An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

    And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

    "Why?" says the bully.

    "Because you haven't got a tower."

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  • Lego

  • I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

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  • Pedophile

  • A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

    The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

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  • Grandpa

  • At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"

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