Reference

Reference jokes

Grandpa

  • At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"

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  • World Trade Center

  • What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

    “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

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  • Sh

  • Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!

    Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!

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  • Pp

  • My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.

    The librarian then asked me to take it out.

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