Recreation jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Comment your favorite sport.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Peter's playtime.