S, ss, slalom. A.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
What time is fun?
Time for games!
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
I came here to laugh.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Pool table.
