Recreation jokes
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?