Reason jokes
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Memes
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Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why does this exist?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.