Reason jokes
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Memes
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why does this exist?
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.