Reason jokes
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Memes
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why does this exist?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.