Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does this exist?
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
