Reason jokes
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Memes
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.