Reason jokes
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.