Reason jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.