Reason Jokes

so there was a reason why I hated math I suck at proplem solving

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage

there's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck one is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have and the second reason is to wack off

For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.

Funny Test Answers #6

Pro Fest-Answer these questions as accurately as possible.
1. in which battle did Napoleon Die? His last one
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
on the bottom of the page.
3. River Ravi, flows is which state?
Liquid State
4. What is the main reason for Divorce?
MARRIAGE
S. What is the main reason for Exams?
FAILURE
6. What can you never eat for Breakfast?
Lunch & Dinner
7. What looks like half an apple?
The other HALF
8. If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?
Simply, Awet stone
9. How can a Man go 8 days without sleeping?
EASY, sleep at night.
A+ for Creativity
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10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
you can never lift on elephant that has I HAND
11.If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples
in the other hand, what would you have?
VERY Large HANDS
12.if it took, eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall was
already built
13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you
very
want, because a concrete floor
hard to crack.

Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phones sreens' cracked

What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

because thay don't have any rights

The reason why orphans cant play baseball is because they cant find home.

These are the reasons the west will fall, also men's rights are fucking stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender

There is only one reason why I find woman useful

That is because they make sandwiches. But that is about it

WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason

my teacher with every one for no reason

me trying to decipher my
student's handwriting

Depressed people are lame. Because they are just lame no reason

Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------

my dog went threw my bathroom garbage and for some reason my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

Hey guys. so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! so so far its me and royal. if you want to join just comment why and your in unless people have reasons to not want you!