*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons~ they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
For Some Reason People Make Fun Of My Name Because It Rimes With Something That Starts With An F
The only reason communism started was because god looked at your face
why do cheetahs run. why not
Why did mimi cross the road She had cancer
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.