Reason jokes
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!