Reason jokes
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!