why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason
Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco
The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
Just to an orphan. Orphan: your stupid You: your so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Depressed people are lame. Because they are just lame no reason
yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
A cop pulls over an old man. The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The old man said, "no"
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
Why should you never tell your french doctor that you bite your tongue? because your french doctor will give you a tetanus shot
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
your so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
you're so ugly we cant have neighbor's
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" Thats what my friend said when he gave an epi-pen idk why tho
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
