What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
why do orphans like baseball so then they can know what a real home is
i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage
Teacher:Anyone missing Orphan:My parents Teacher: Something that is real kid Orphan:My family Teacher:OMG out of my classroom kid
Prince do you love the faker, Princess or me the real Gwen?
Prince don't listen to that Princess she is a fake I swear. I am the real Gwen.
1 Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use? A) Head and Sholders 2 Q) what’s Stephens favourite food? A) Sholders For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on. You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it. Bitch!
Lucky there only balls not real balls
Your mom should show you your real home. THE TRASH! If death was an option for a look you could be the first.
wat did te skeleton say to te oter skeleton ive ot a bone to pick wit you
tat was a real rib tickler ive ot a skeleTON more of te skelePUNS
When I die, I want my body to be cremated. And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
In mario, it is called a zoomba, but if it was real, it would be boomba
hi koko you siad we met a few years ago what is your real name lol
alr ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! have a good fucking life, i hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever ive passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beaf ill fight u bro, ur prob a stick, im fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Prince???? Where are you you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we any way? (I love you so much)
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources. btw these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
