Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
cancer isnt real its probably special affects
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called 'serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude come on you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
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If your butt hurts real bad put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
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You’ll parsley be-leaf how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
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So my mom said did you do your homework well I say yes and in the hour I yelled this is fake not real 😅😅😅
Can a cook and clean for real no i do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so lt could get a real joke ha ah ah ha
My family is like Donkey Kong a real pain in the ass
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, outSTANDing performance.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.
