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9/11 victim

  • Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

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  • Pilot

  • Who reads the fastest?

    The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

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  • Helicopter

  • I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

    I know, I'm going to hell!

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  • Time

  • Who are the fastest readers of all time?

    People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

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