Reader jokes
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Everyone reading this is gay!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.