Reader jokes
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
You're gay, stop reading.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉