Reader jokes
If you read this, you are gay/lesbian.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.