You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Reader Jokes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
You're gay, stop reading.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
If you read this, you are gay.