Reader jokes
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Everyone reading this is gay!
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Fuck all reading this.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
The person who is reading this.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.