Reader jokes
You're gay, stop reading.
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
If you read this, you are gay.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
You're gay.
If you read this.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.