Reader jokes
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
If you read this, you are gay.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
You're gay.
If you read this.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Everyone reading this is gay!
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Fuck all reading this.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.