Semantics jokes

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.

Like if you know someone is emo.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.