Semantics jokes

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.