Ran jokes
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.