Question jokes
Why is Earth flat?
Why?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
What the hehehehehehe?
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?
Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. "Jesus is watching you." The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing.
A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. "Jesus is watching you." Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, "Jesus is watching you." The robber realized it was the parrot talking!
Going to the parrot, he asks it, "Are you the one who's been talking to me?" The parrot responds, "Yes." The thief couldn't believe it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?" "Ismael." the parrot replies. The man scoffed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?" The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"