What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Drama queens be like: =- (
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
