Queen jokes
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!