Queen

Queen Jokes

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

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R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022

Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.

As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"

A Good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.