What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
