Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
Your mum is so stupid she tried to take the crown off a Keep Calm And Carry On poster so that she could become the new queen of England
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!
