Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Queen
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
