My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
I ain’t a chicken but I ate a duck before
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
The boy ran in to the gym why?
Becouse he wanted to ketch-up with everyone also he he got pun-ish from his momster
How do you make antifreeze You steal her blanket
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
What did the Basket Ball Say to the Frisbee... "No Balls"
whats white and rhymes with dre? eminem.
whats the most horrifying video in the world logan paul vlogs
I wanted to get brain surgery. I changed my mind.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine!
black dog is gay
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called fi. One day Fi hit Rebecca and Rebecca lost service. Rebecca said to Fi "Why-Fi"
