Public safety jokes

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks.

Where are the best shooting ranges in America?

Used to be in schools, but now in subways.

Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"

Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"