Public safety jokes

Pedophile

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks.

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  • School shooting

    9/11

    When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

    Memes

    Sex Offender

    Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

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  • School shooting

    School Shooter

    When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

    Hooker

    What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

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    Community

    LIVE SHOOTER AT MY HIGHSCHOOL IN CALIFORNIA!!!!!! CALL THE POLICA VALLEY CENTER HIGH SCHOOL IM IN ROOM 1202 PLEASE HELP!!!!!

    Okay well my school had a "practice" lockdown that apparently needed half the sheriffs and deputies in town and 2 K-9 units....