Public safety jokes
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Memes
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Memes
Community
TO ANYONE IN THE UK PLS REMEMBER THE ALERT ON UR PHONES THAT'LL GO OFF AT THREE PM ON SUNDAY <3
LIVE SHOOTER AT MY HIGHSCHOOL IN CALIFORNIA!!!!!! CALL THE POLICA VALLEY CENTER HIGH SCHOOL IM IN ROOM 1202 PLEASE HELP!!!!!
Okay well my school had a "practice" lockdown that apparently needed half the sheriffs and deputies in town and 2 K-9 units....