Public safety jokes

Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?

Where are the best shooting ranges in America?

Used to be in schools, but now in subways.

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"

Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks.