Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed". Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore Linda".
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
He proble picks hair of he’s dads dick then probably puts it in he’s hair
love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
(This format is probably easier to read)
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper?
-He is very cold blooded
-Why?
-He is Ice Cube
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair? Me: Dunno, but i'll probably cut my wrists first
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
