I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
roses are red, unlike the rest, i'm the one who has your IP address.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices and our ISP is a legilimens.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets😂👀
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
If I die delete my search history
Me:Spell icup My Friend:i see you pee Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!! My Friend:Oh hehe O-O
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it jokes on her she doesn't have any fingers.
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
Freshfry pls leave me and prince alone! I never ask u too join our chat!
you know what I hate about rape? Keeping it a secret.
One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
My sister says I’m annoying , or that’s what i read in her diary.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too.
By:Xzavier
