Preschool

Preschool jokes

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

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    • Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

    My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

    Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

    I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

    Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

    The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

    What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

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    • Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

    Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

    Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

    Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

    Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"

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