Prank jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.