Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
A twin engine has two engines. If one engine stops, the othe will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
I had power.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
