Guys I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house
So Duracell batteries do run out .
For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
You know chords right? Well You know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sence of power, to just F A-minor.
But thats not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's Just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or though a bit tricky the D of minors ito the B og minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if i want to continue it would be a bit of a stetch
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
