Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
You know chords right? Well You know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sence of power, to just F A-minor.
But thats not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's Just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or though a bit tricky the D of minors ito the B og minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if i want to continue it would be a bit of a stetch
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
