What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
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What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
