Poverty jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Memes
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.