Poverty jokes
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."