Poverty jokes
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Orphans have no home.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.