Poverty jokes
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.