Poverty jokes

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To be wanted.

Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?

A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.

Would you like to eat some African food?

So would they...

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.

It doesn’t have a home button.

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.

How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?

None because they don't have a home.

What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?

He always needs a hand.

What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?

Hobo Fett!

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless.

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.

Why do orphans love chips?

Because every bag of chips is family size.

I made a website for orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.