Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.