Poverty jokes
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.