Poverty jokes
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!