Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
