An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Poverty Jokes
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
