Poverty jokes
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Memes
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!