Poverty jokes
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.