Poverty jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Memes
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"