Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
