Poverty jokes
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.