Poverty jokes
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.