Poverty jokes
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.