Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
