Poverty jokes
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.