Poverty jokes
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
If you are homeless, get a home.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.