Poverty jokes
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Memes
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.