Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
