Poverty jokes
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.