Poverty jokes
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""