Poverty jokes
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.