Poverty jokes

I saw a little boy begging for money.

I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents!"

Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Why did most orphans become prostitutes?

Because they wanted a daddy.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?

So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼

What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?

Home buttons.

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

Why can orphans only use Samsung?

Because they don't have a home button.

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Why do orphans have dry cereal?

Because they're still waiting on the milk.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."