Poverty jokes

Why can’t orphans have milk?

Because their dad never came back.

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

I saw a little boy begging for money.

I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents!"

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!

Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?

Home buttons.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?

So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Why did most orphans become prostitutes?

Because they wanted a daddy.

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Why can orphans only use Samsung?

Because they don't have a home button.

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.

Why do orphans have dry cereal?

Because they're still waiting on the milk.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!