Poverty jokes
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.