Poverty jokes
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.