Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
If you are homeless, get a home.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
No one gives a fuck.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
