Poverty jokes
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."