I'm so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
