Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
