Poverty jokes

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

If you are homeless, get a home.

I met a homeless guy named Rich.

He wasn't.

What do orphans get on Xmas?

Lonely.

If you are poor, get money.

You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"

You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!

You're homeless, you orphan!

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.

What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.