Poverty jokes
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told βgo big or go home,β they only had one option.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesnβt pay for haircuts.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Father: Iβm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you wonβt be bored. Youβre going to need them there.
If you are homeless, get a home.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
If you are poor, get money.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.