Poverty jokes
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Father: Iโm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you wonโt be bored. Youโre going to need them there.
If you are homeless, get a home.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
If you are poor, get money.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
You're homeless, you orphan!
Whatโs the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I donโt have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.