If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
