I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
