Poverty jokes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
If you are homeless, get a home.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.