Poverty jokes
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.