POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
