What the most common theme in Africa? Starvation.
The w in Africa stands for wealth
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
why did most orphans become prostitutes? Because they wanted a daddy.
What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
i gave an orphan 5 dollars and i said "spend it on a candy bar" i came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. so i look over and i see that he has a piggy bank that has 40$ and i said where did you get that? he said for being homeless, and i said what are you going to spend it on he looked at me and said "i'm going to pay money for a mother."
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I'm rich rich rich 😜
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
