Poverty

Poverty jokes

A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.

A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to jump!"

The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"

The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.