Poverty jokes
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.