An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
When the card declines on child insurance.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What the most common theme in Africa? Starvation.
The w in Africa stands for wealth
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
