How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
No one gives a fuck.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
