Poverty jokes
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.