Poverty jokes
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.