Poverty jokes
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
I like chips.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.