Poverty jokes
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
I like chips.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.