Poverty jokes
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.