Poverty jokes
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
I like chips.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.