Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What the most common theme in Africa? Starvation.
i gave an orphan 5 dollars and i said "spend it on a candy bar" i came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. so i look over and i see that he has a piggy bank that has 40$ and i said where did you get that? he said for being homeless, and i said what are you going to spend it on he looked at me and said "i'm going to pay money for a mother."
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
I'm so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I'm rich rich rich 😜