Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."
His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
