Poverty jokes
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Memes
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.